antikris: This is what my Sundays typically look like

It’s as weird for me to say this as it is for you to hear it, because it’s kinda like telling my sister* that I enjoyed our bathtime when we were kids a little more than I led on at the time, but you look really pretty here.  Now lets never speak of it again.

* note: I don’t have a sister, that was me in a mirror, I used to stare lecherously at myself as a child.