Awww boo, thanks! I think you just called me a homo… though I’ve never been called artistic before so that may be a common mistake. And I think you graded on a curve just because we’re definitely going to bone some day and it would make for really awkward pillow time if I didn’t make the list. I’m going to keep chasing those rain… BOWS?! because, like Mickey Rourke said at the Spirit Awards, “If they ain’t got the balls to bring it, then fuck ‘em!” (and sorry General Hospital, I know that’s a gender-exclusionary aphorism - you don’t have balls and that’s like, your choice or your right or whatever, and girls should be presidents and firefighters and stuff, and JA is a total beezy but I’m not allowed to say it. I get it General Hospital, we GET each other). 

antikris:nudawn:

Here is MY yearbook:
Best All Around
Topherchris
Despite not living in New York, this early adopter carved his own niche in the tumblr community.  There is something to be said about a man who can post a five second video explaining “he forgot what he was going to say” and get 50 reblogs.  An obvious student of the long tail, Topher boasts over 500 supplementary tumblr blogs including one occupied by the voice of his evil alter ego.
Best Dressed
EEC
Do you want to know what the fuck she wore today?  Cause i sure do, and so do many followers.  Whether its a fashionable cheese head, or overalls, Eden rocks it hard along with her bangin bangs.  Also, she does not consider Audrey Hepburn her fashion role model so dont you dare imply that.
Class Clown
Coffee
He was probably the guy that shoved a frog down your pants in high school.  Now he lives out of his mother’s basement and peppers your dashboard with MSPaint masterpieces that might be considered juvenile by an untrained eye.  When he’s not making sweet love to his bike, he’s probably trolling 4Chan or twittering about his shaving mishaps.  He dares you to unfollow him.  Remember MEMEs never die, goonies never say it, and after the apocalypse its possible this cockroach might be all that survives.
Biggest Flirt
March
His blog might be more insidery than YM, but those on the inside can attest to the fact that the guy has a sense of humor you could go down on for hours.  Word on the street is this guy is sly.  I didn’t believe it till i saw the photographic proof.
Friendliest
Three Way Tie
Truth be told…tumblrs are a bunch of self absorbed assholes.  But there are those that are sweet enough to the lowliest of troglodytes that you’ll eventually get a toothache.  Senior Class President Peter Knox will likely talk to a wall (if the conversation topic is about HST).  Softie will buy you a beer, break it over your head, but be nice enough to give you some stitches from her travel suture kit.  Sara will carve smiley faces into rotten fruit for you if you’re feeling down.
Most Artistic
Comme Des Fuckdown 
He works in mixed media, photography, and digital design.  A philosopher’s heart and a mathmatician’s soul, he can recite Pi to the 100th decimal but given the chance i’m sure he can calculate Phi’s beautifully irrational solution.  
Tumblr Spirit
Soup
He must have followed you at one point.  He follows close to 5,000 people.  When he’s not chairing the Tumblr Welcome Committee by reblogging everything every tumblr has ever written, he’s often writing something insightful.  Or perhaps he’s inciting feminist rage with one of his ill phrased misogynist remarks.  But mostly, he gets the spirit award for once dislodging a piece of food from a girls windpipe, saving her life.  He could ride on that for life.
Most Unusual
Dufus extraordinare
See that guy in the back of english class transcribing Anna Karenina and then translating it into sanskrit, for fun.  Thats this guy.  On his downtime between hobbling together thermonuclear reactors with gum and popsicle sticks and watching the Simpsons, he’s probably sharpening the tip of his obsidian broadhead with his teeth.  He likely knows where you live and is biding his time.
Most Loveable
A simple little Cajun Boy
Under that scruffy and sassy and cocksure exterior, there lies a sweet little southern boy that wants to “live a full and interesting life, a life that others envy, one free of regrets and self-doubt …actively pursue my dreams, regardless of how daunting they may be or how others may ridicule them as being unattainable.”  I mean, that’s just awwwwwrific.  Sure he’s on blogspot and just uses Tumblr for his scraps… but his scraps are mighty tasty.
Most Likely to Succeed
In kicking your ass
If there’s one lesson i’ve learned in life, never mess with a Nicaraguan Jew with an unfollow button.  Now honestly she must weigh all of 90 lbs, so in theory i think i could take her, but something tells me she’s capable of cutting my aorta with a broken glass bottle faster than i can say “I dont like Kate Moss.”  And the Frangster isn’t limited to physical violence; she can cut you down with three short monosyllabic words.  Not because she doesnt know the big ones, but because you’re not worth the effort.  That wicked tongue is a prerequisite for all successful radio show hosts.
Most Athletic
The lover
Not that Frangy (see what i did there?) would need backup, but if she ever would call on anyone, it would be her wifey.  Schooled in the ancient art of gymnastics, Kris is known to do somersaults off beds mid coitus, cause herself a mild concussion, and have the stamina and substantial pain threshold to keep going.  That’s someone you want on your team during the apocalypse.
Most Dramatic
BrianVan
One can never accuse Brian of being anything less.  His epic rants are legendary.  One can easily confuse them with white whine, but on closer inspection you realize the mountain making out of molehills have more to do with his flair for operatic tumblr content creation (which arguably, he should receive commission for from Karp).  I mean, one who intentionally dates Reda Cted must have been properly schooled in Shakespearean tragedies.
Most Intellectual
Millsie
After you’ve had your fill of kittens on kittens and ragetoons about defecation disasters, one hungers for some intellectual intercourse.  For that we head down south to the bayou.  Anyone can cut and paste their favorite Faulkner or Nietzsche quote from Wikipedia, but how many can find parallels in their words while waxing nostalgically via blog dissertation on their canines?  Ok maybe a few people can do that too, but never with the quiet wit or charm and grace of this man.  And none with this great a head of hair.
Most Feminist
General Hospital
She wears her feminism on her sleeve, if not under her armpits.  Notoriously easy to provoke, she’s not without wit and surprisingly self aware.  Still she’s a bloodhound, and can locate a misogynist needle in the most disneyfied haystack.  She has become a MEME.