antikris:

There was the one who passed out naked on the sofa in my VA townhouse which I shared with 2 other women because he got too high while masturbating to Cinemax.  There’s a picture of that floating around somewhere.  It was my roommate who took the picture. I dated him for 3 years.

I don’t know if it’s the same for girls, but for a dude rubbing one out is like wrapping yourself in a snuggly comforter and popping a handful of ambien. Add weed to the mix and I’m surprised his heart and lungs were still able to process. No shame in passing out with your piece in your hand (keeps the boner goblins from stealing it in your slumber). So, spill - was he jerking to High School Musical or Hairspray?