“So someone thinks Jesus is, in modern times, a pencil-pushing, tie-wearing dick who works in a cubicle? WTF? Have some fucking imagination! First of all, he’d be working a Blackberry or an iPhone, not strapped to some desk AND he’s probably time-traveling (duh) in some space-age capsule (so you don’t get freaked out that He’s really doing it without any “vehicle”) and wearing some gossamer/diamond fragment/stardust clothes that make Him look like an astronaut Ninja.
I mean, come on people! HE RULES THE UNIVERSE, right? He’s not thinking about looking like he’s gunning for the most common job on the planet.”
Dear Justine,
Modern Day Jesus lives by only one golden rule: A-B-C, Always-Be-Closing! You gotta sell out to eat out and let me tell you, Jesus is eating out like a motherfucker. That Brooks Brothers noose around his neck is the modern day chalice of christ, in the next installment of Indiana Jones, Shia will search the corners of the earth for it and its everlasting buying power.
ps, you try jerking off to high-def porn with a blackberry in one hand.
ppps, Alex P. called, he said “FTW!”
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