itsbedtime:

I can probably have sex with cooler people than you, Alaska.

Molls: I will go with you [to a party we were talking about]

Molls: but you’re not kisssing me or fucking me

Me: wow - take all of the part of you that thinks i want to kiss or fuck you and turn down the volume on it a few notches

Molls: Im just throwing it out there

Me: so then we’re clear

pps, I’m kinda dyslexic and I totally read that as, “I can probably have sex with colored people…”  and thought Molls was coming out of the gate with the covert racism.