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The Rules:
Each player drinks a can of beer, after finishing a can, the next can is duct-taped on top of the empty can. This process is repeated until the cans of beer taped together resemble a wizards staff.

I know people who have done this and lived to tell the tale. My staff would be approximately 4 cans high before all of my insides would rebel and I would lose. This is not to say that I’m not going to try this.

I’ve never seen like Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings,  so I don’t really get all this fantasy stuff, but I do know mine would be more of a scepter, crowned with a Jaegermeister jewel. A few weeks ago at a party I drank 28 beers - I don’t know how many Magic points that is…