antikris:

yeah, whatever dickbag.  Call my palate uncool if you must, but these drinks were delicious and refreshing, and obliterating on a hot as fuck day.  Blow me.  I’m having another

johncarney:

Sorry. This isn’t allowed. No amount of pretty makes up for drinking a terrible drink. Cocktails are like drugs: there are acceptable drugs and unacceptable drugs. You can’t do or drink the unacceptable ones, regardless of their utility.

What the fuck is this dude’s problem? It’s like Daniel Tosh talking about star wars geeks, “yeah thanks, explain to me the physics of a light saber and then I’ll tell you want a vagina feels like.” Also, that’s the worst, most incoherent analogy I’ve ever read.