Boner Party doesn’t just write “OMG BOOBS
True. It’s more of, “OMG BOOBS. I’m too much of a pussy to do anything about it,” followed by the first picture he could find on The Cobrasnake or Google Images.
If you think it doesn’t objectify women you need to find a dictionary - just because a remark is [seemingly] favorable, and tucked inside an emo diatribe of hasty generalizations doesn’t mean it’s not reductive of the subject. In the movie Throw Momma From The Train a bit-character is writing a book called, “A Thousand Women I’d Like To Pork,” which is at least makes sense because he wants to fuck the girls. BP is more like, “A Thousand Women I Would Like To Stare At, Awkwardly Explain Why I Idolize Them In An Entirely Detached, Superficial Way, Then Cry For A While,” illustrated using other people’s photographs.
I don’t really care that the site objectifies women, I just think it’s fucking lame. Dicks don’t need justification, if you need to write half a page explaining why you would have sex with a girl, you’re probably better off listening to a Harry Nilson record in the bathtub while you slit your wrists.
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