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texts from this morning
her: fuckkkkk I'm so fucking drunkkkkkk
her: how and why am I driving??
me: if i could just find my pants I could get on with my life!
her: duh motherfucker
me: my kingdom for a fucking iced tea!!!! one two three lemons
her: I'm in traffic listening to oldies wondering why i woke up mid sleep to drink a bottle of two buck chuck. i feel like awesomeness not.
me: I would drive into oncoming. anything harder than NPR right now and I'm going to vom. I'm in the drive thru. I still can't find my pants.
(3 minute later)
me: sisterhood of the traveling pants 2 is on... i'm content.
her: I mean who drives dodge durangos anyways
me: there should be more movies about pants and less dodge durangos in the universe.
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The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants a...
– Friedrich Nietzsche
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Anonymous asked: are all the hot chicks in LA that desperate/full of daddy issues that they'll fuck a fat Mexican photographer who 90% of the time wears bad Bill Cosby sweaters?
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Every new Facebook feature that's released is only... →
How to stop friends from tagging you on Facebook Places (via soupsoup)
Innovation at its best. Willy Loman would be proud.
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I’ve worked out a series of no’s,” Avedon wrote in 1994, ” … no to exquisite...
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This is true of some amazing photographers. One of them is Terry Richardson. I’ve heard the stories of stories of what a pervert he is, read the angry Jezebel posts, but I know dozens of people who have shot with him and they tell a different story. I remember seeing him in a Sports...
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