Comme des Fuckdown: Archive

Comme des Fuckdown

May 2009

Why doesn't my page show up when searching tumblr?

I’ve always shown up before in site-wide searches, and have meticulously and accurately tagged my posts from the start. It’s fairly obvious, and exceedingly lame that the content I’ve created and shared for the past year doesn’t matter because of my choice of username. If I change my username all reblogs and outside links will be broken, so either way tumblr has made this...

Dear LA Parking Enforcement,

Thank you for making my $60 haircut a $115 haircut. Get yourself something nice, you deserve it. xoxo, Steazie

April 2009

Vice Dos & Don'ts of photography →

via homeofthevain Don’t: the “Mundane” This is one of those words that gets tossed around like a golden turd in art classes. Photographers love it because it makes things easy when they are floundering to explain a boring picture. But the fact is, if it’s boring, it’s boring, and there’s no angle or filter or film that’s gonna change that. Don’t: Text Please don’t write on your prints, or scratch...

I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing When...

Nuthin’ But A G Thang - Dr. Dre and young Snoop Doggy Dogg I can close my eyes and see this video more vividly than my own memories… Makes me miss house parties, and forties, and bbq, and just kickin it. Everything is a goddamn event now, everything has to be so grandiose, shit used to be chill with your friends and some girls on a hot ass summer afternoon. This video makes me think...

You're only allowed to watch Reality Bites at...

if you’re wearing flannel. And disaffected. In case you were wondering.

“Under my administration, the days of science taking a back seat to ideology are...”

– President Obama, in this morning’s address to the National Academy of Sciences. (via thewordunheard)

Choice quotes from 'friends' regarding my tramp...

(via frangry) Do you want to hit up the Sonic Drive-Thru in New Jersey? Afterwards I can play the new Jadakiss album while I try to take your bra off . –Vince Did you ride into work on a Kawasaki? Because that would bring it all together. –Matt Jordan The stamp is temporary… the tramp is forever. –Suckafuck

lauracondi:suckafuck: The last time I freaked...

I think we're seen enough of the........

peterfeld: antikris: “So this happened” meme. I mean, we all know everyone on tumblr got wasted at some point this weekend. I’d rather see a “so this happened” which depicts someone passed out naked, curled up in the fetal position, next to a bottle of lube and some free NYC condoms. I think that’s a lot more interesting than a bunch of empty bottles, your new haircut, or what food you...

Adobe's new Flash can stream Internet content to... →

tanya77:brandpluscontent: “…the news is significant because it makes Flash the first enabling technology to allow entertainment providers to stream content directly to televisions.” The Entertainment Unions have let themselves be completely fucked. Well, I’m slightly less enthusiastic - this feels like the beginning of V-Chip V10000, where by tacit consent of just watching a...

Goodbye Horses (Q Lazzarus cover) - Fan Death For...

Rallying with some hot rides at 110mph on the 405

slaloming through semis, waiting for my tires to shred. It’s not like we were dubai drifting or anything…

The last time I freaked out, I just kept...

I’d Rather Be With You - Bootsy Collins via jstn

Microsoft sales fall for first time in 23 years →

Molly and I were talking about this earlier… People used to think that computers had to be hard to use, like old media and auto mechanics, the industry survives on the fear that you don’t get what’s going on under the hood, that if it’s easy you’re doing it wrong, because otherwise their jobs have little value. Macs were different, and almost every switcher notes that...

Better Than Heaven (No Age Remix) - Bloc Party ...

“I totally just figured out what Steven meant when he said I was at least five...”

– molls…she wrote Yes, I did. And yes, you are… Moses called, he said you were a good fuck.

I'm going to kill myself.

frangry: Suckafuck, my Pancake is yours. Please take good care of him and help him with his spelling. Frangry, you’ve made me the happiest man alive today - and you didn’t even have to make it clap to do it! This is a legally binding contract, ps… we can share custody if you make it through.