Her hair shakes loose and he removes her glasses and she fucks him until he’s...– Aimee Bender, “Quiet Please” (via nightmarebrunette) I’ve always loved this quote. Aimee’s really cool, she was my roommate’s thesis advisor at USC.
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I work my ass off. I don’t take vacations. I fucking work for a living… you have...– Marc Jacobs: The Observer Profile (via somethingchanged) I think there’s definitely a stigma against people who reject the cutesy family life in favor of working hard and living a fast life, kinda like the attitude some of us face when returning from the big city [los angeles] to our small...
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everyone knows that real assholes don’t advertise.– (via gawker commenter on Field Guide: Tucker Max )
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Dear everyone in the universe
STOP comparing Sarah Palin to Tina Fey!! Tina Fey is a smart, progressive, highly accomplished woman with over a decade of experience in her field. She is an environmentalist and adored by lesbians of the world. Sarah Palin opposes gay rights, has less experience in politics than my favorite jeans have on my ass, and her husband recently left BP, the world’s third largest energy...
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skeetonmischa: She loves moose stew! Moose Stew, and point-guard on her high school basketball team? Well fuck my dick hole, if that doesn’t make her qualified to be president in waiting… And an “outdoor enthusiast?” In Alaska? Whoa. I wonder what her stance is on row versus wade.
Sen. John McCain says Gov. Sarah Palin is exactly who he needs to help him in...– CNN Am I old school for thinking you should pick the best person for the job? As Paul Begala pointed out, she’s a first-term governor in a state with more reindeer than people and considering McCain’s age and medical history she’s a loud cough away from being the president. This...
Dexter knew that there was something dismal about this Northern spring, just as...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Winter Dreams (via scout) (via unicornology) The end of summer breaks my heart every time. This has been the shortest, worst summer of my life. I want it to be over but don’t know what’s next.
I stand here tonight because all across America, something is stirring– - Barack Obama (via somethingchanged) I don’t twitter but my phone erupted with text messages at this line. Please, america. please.
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jstn: Peter Baker: now they need one of mccain and romney and bush spraying each other with gasoline This reminds me of the CMB in New Jack City, on their way to take over the Carter. I want Michelle to jump out the back and spray a motherfucker with an Uzi.
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One crappy thing about living in the suburbs:
seriouslythough: Pizza delivery people get lost. Omg we’re starving over here. Send help… I live on Stoner Ave. After repeated confirmations with take-out representatives of this fact, many still don’t believe me and become angry when I suggest they google map it. I live across the street from Stoner Elementary and look out my window to a giant mural for the Stoner Stars. And no, I...
My mum used to say to me, ‘you can’t have fun all the time,’ and I used to...– Kate Moss (via sailingonthesea) (via unicornology) truth.
I love suckafuck– AntiKris (via antikris) Awww! I’m swooning. Love ya back, boo!
Back in 2007, you kindly gave us permission to include your credited photo in...– - Flickr message. This is kind of cool, has anyone else heard of Schmap? They do a good job of keeping me updated about where my pics are being used. (via somethingchanged) I have! My photo of The Apple Store for Schmap.
If you have bad plastic surgery, it looks like you were brought up poor, moved...– John Waters via page six (via eec) (via somethingchanged) The man is my idol, fyi.