November 2008
I’ve always thought that the mouth that sucks the dick is the one that rules the...
– Street Boners and TV Carnage (via singlescoop)
When I’m king…
I seriously hate Halloween
frangry:
And it’s making me feel guilty. Last year, I sat in my living room in Miami watching TV and kids kept coming to the door and I just ignored them. They could totally see me sitting there and I totally and completely ignored them.
HAHAHAHA! I can so see the image of this in my head. Amazing!
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Meghan McCain thinks she is punk rock. →
frangry:
But really, she’s just a stupid fucking troll. Best comment:
She was TOTALLY sitting in her 3000 sq. ft. bedroom in her parents mansion, lamenting that her mother wouldn’t buy her the YSL heels she really wanted for the prom because they were “too trashy” or some shit, and wouldn’t let her wear the edgy Betsey Johnson dress and instead was TOTES making her wear Vera Wang, and she just...
October 2008
Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
– Steve Jobs, The New York Times, 2003 (via hrrrthrrr)
legsaway:suckafuck:
A mutual lusting over Lindsay & shamelessly indulging in Mariah Carey? Possibly [Related].
Fuck… does that mean I’m going to have to take you to Utah to marry you?
Brother: Dude, what the fuck.
Brother: Dad just sent me a text saying he loves me.
Me: Are you sure it was him?
-long pause-
Brother: Oh, nevermind. He just sent me another one saying "Faggot"
Are we Related?
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Sen. John Kerry lost his 2004 White House bid despite holding a slim lead over...
– CNN Political Ticker
DO - NOT - FUCK - THIS - UP!!!
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Shutup, Weirdo. Tomorrow 6 to 7pm.
frangry:
And don’t call to say hi. It isn’t hang out with Frangry and Andy hour. AT LEAST have a suggestion that is ON TOPIC. OK, bye.
Snippy snippy! This radio show is no laughing matter - The fate of halloween costume suggestions for political figures rests in your hands!
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COLBERT ENDORSES OBAMA!
AMERICA! FUCK YEA!
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Folks, we can’t fool with this. Our country is hanging in the balance. We have...
– Bill Clinton (via soupsoup)
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Poladroid: the easiest Polaroid Image Maker →
The film is disco, and this will never replace it, but a fun idea for sure. One cool thing is that you can save a jpeg of any stage of development.
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We're SUCH art dorks!
(standing together at the Louise Bourgeois opening)
cynthia: What are you being for halloween?
me: You look like Wednesday Addams, you should go as a Diane Arbus photo
cynthia: Only if you go as a Larry Clark photo
me: I'll bring the hand grenades
cynthia: I'll bring the heroin
both: Yay!
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I am going to fucking cry on Tuesday no matter what, whether it’s tears of joy...
– –krispayne (via frangry)
Dude, yes. And I’m going to be be drowning in either pure, wretched anger or immeasurable elation.
Dear Barack Obama,
frangry:
I’m in love with you. Seriously.
xo, Frangry
Dear Barack Obama,
Me too. Frangry, that goes double for you <3
Steaz
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Welcome to The Bean Coffee & Tea →
skeetonmischa:
Has anybody been to the Bean Coffe & Tea in New York City before? This may be my temporary Bean home while on vacation in two weeks. In addition, are there any coffee related recommendations? Starbucks makes me vomit, it should be noted.
I do love The Bean. And i do love those deceptively healthy chocochippy twists (reduced fat?! From what, Nell Carter to Delta Burke?) And I...
Trying to reach parents
antikris:
AntiKris: You havent called me back in a week?! What the hell? Dad: You’ll live
nice. I haven’t spoken a word to my dad in almost four years. I haven’t talked to my mom in about 11 months, though I routinely get a text message saying, “I love you, when are you coming home to visit?” I guess that makes me a bad person. I’ll live.
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Babe City: The Lady's Version of BonerParty. →
(via frangry)
My boner party is only for the ladies! ZING!
On the real tip though, there’s nothing funny about that site. It’s just plain awful.